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something witty

Des. 16. A-lister on the Kim k app. Blogs about Roosterteeth and few other youtubers

Jul 26 '14
Jul 26 '14
C418 - Sweden (Minecraft - Volume Alpha)

ohcae:

“You. You are alive.

and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the sunlight that came through the shuffling leaves of the summer trees

and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the light that fell from the crisp night sky of winter, where a fleck of light in the corner of the player’s eye might be a star a million times as massive as the sun, boiling its planets to plasma in order to be visible for a moment to the player, walking home at the far side of the universe, suddenly smelling food, almost at the familiar door, about to dream again

and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the zeros and ones, through the electricity of the world, through the scrolling words on a screen at the end of a dream

and the universe said I love you

and the universe said you have played the game well

and the universe said everything you need is within you

and the universe said you are stronger than you know

and the universe said you are the daylight

and the universe said you are the night

and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you

and the universe said the light you seek is within you

and the universe said you are not alone

and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing

and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code

and the universe said I love you because you are love.

And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.

You are the player.

Wake up.”

- Minecraft Ending Credits

Jul 26 '14
murasaki-kun:

draws ridge with the same expression 10 times

murasaki-kun:

draws ridge with the same expression 10 times

Jul 26 '14

glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

Jul 26 '14

strongerthanakalashnikov:

Discovering rooster teeth is the best and worst thing I’ve ever done

Jul 26 '14

fuckyeah-sherlockholmes:

kenezbian:

endiot:

hes such a dork

i wanna sit on his dick

image

Jul 26 '14
snuff-waste6:

I have questions

snuff-waste6:

I have questions

(Source: crimewave420)

Jul 26 '14
kenfucky:

i must take flight

kenfucky:

i must take flight

(Source: kkimchee)

Jul 26 '14
godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

Jul 25 '14

leonardchurches:

miles luna is actually just a giant puppy capable of causing immense emotional trauma in the form of color coded characters

(Source: cinderfell)

Jul 25 '14

hungerfaerie:

Albus Severus Potter starts Herbology at Hogwarts

"Hey Professor Longbottom; My father says I was named after the bravest man he ever knew, did you know-"

"Well, It’s nice to meet you, Neville Potter"

"Actually, it’s-"

"It’s Neville. Your name is Neville"

Jul 25 '14

joeyjoe69:

when ur left alone in an unfamiliar room

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(Source: joeyjoe69)

Jul 25 '14

I almost ran up there when… I don’t remember exactly, it was some kind of question you guys had about making the slow mo guys together and you were talking about how long you’ve known each other.

(Source: gavinsjones)

Jul 25 '14

(Source: sirlightbulb)

Jul 25 '14

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

*drops something on purpose in front of somebody im trying to get nasty with*

me: oh….. let me get that right quick

*hits that nicki minaj anaconda single cover art pose*